@TheOnion peace on
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@TheOnion No Secret, eternal life is free, The Grace given by God when You recognize Jesus died for your Sins, He wants Life in your HeartThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Um... "don't die"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I started 'clicking' on the link at 4 this am. The first thing I'm going to do as an immortal is eat an xl pizza by myself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion send a few million of those to my book on Amazon??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's the Onion, silly!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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