@TheOnion My god, we're down to pre-WWII levels.
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@TheOnion@Liaxe@micgalaxy not with Mark K around -
@damnitreid@TheOnion@Liaxe MARK K. FOREVER
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@TheOnion And it should, who does something so stupid besides some little virgin with a nose piercing sliding down the door after a kiss lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sad sign of the times “
@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/1FZX2Rx pic.twitter.com/yNcbjLLLqD”
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@TheOnion Those hips!! Those thighs!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wish I could be under her as she dreamily slides down.... next time!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol.. trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...actually a little sad & disappointing.#RealitySeed#HeartBreakingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@EugeneMirman your my hero Eugene...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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