@TheOnion Mistake #1: Not using contraceptives.
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@JoieMarinaro “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: 10 Mistakes New Parents Always Make http://onion.com/1xkv9lr pic.twitter.com/1S2u00TM4U”
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@TheOnion Establish baby's twitter account before some unscrupulous helicopter parent swoops in to take it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:10 Mistakes New Parents Always Make http://onion.com/1xkv9lr pic.twitter.com/v52pRC4NPz @BrianBengtsson based on this list you rock!
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@TheOnion teaching them, to talkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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