@TheOnion @ben_rajkowski is this your guy??
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@TheOnion you guys going to attack any liberal candidates? Or are you shamelessly a bunch of liberal hacks? -
@JPierceAz@TheOnion the onion is an equal opportunity offender they attack all candidates lol -
@LivinOnTheEdge@TheOnion haha. Okay good. I like to lol at their stuff, but I like to lol the loudest at liberals.
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@TheOnion: Speaks: Spanish, English, Tongues Campaign Slogan: “I’m Ted Cruz” http://onion.com/1GdcE4o pic.twitter.com/PTDhbzuZj8” JA!
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@juanburgos "Likelihood Of Becoming President: Huckabeesque" -
@Hoosier_PRV jajajajaj no seas asi
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@TheOnion: Speaks: Spanish, English, Tongues Campaign Slogan: “I’m Ted Cruz” http://onion.com/1GdcE4o pic.twitter.com/2KlnZT70O8” TONGUES
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@TheOnion: Speaks: Spanish, English, Tongues Campaign Slogan: “I’m Ted Cruz” http://onion.com/1GdcE4o pic.twitter.com/vglcK5CTyt”@kzuelch
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@TheOnion You guys afraid he will actually win? I thought you were equal opportunity offenders..but ur shamelessly a bunch of liberal hacks - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion I am sick and tired of the main stream media's libelous writings.#reclaimtheconstitutionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Speaks: Spanish, English, Tongues Campaign Slogan: “I’m Ted Cruz” http://onion.com/1GdcE4o pic.twitter.com/fiCCPvsnMk”@Tellez1984
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@jmbyers Lmao! The video below it made me laugh too "..Earth located in the lamest part of the universe"pic.twitter.com/9n5bCbGGhG
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@Tellez1984

I didn't even see it. That's hilarious
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@TheOnion Dream Date: Nancy Reagan Favorite Food: Crow Most Admired Person: Himself Favorite Beverage: Tea Biggest Accomplishment: BreakfastThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheDanielClark Only the greatest guy to step up against the evil Obama!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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