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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Mar 2015

    Senior Citizen Keeps Mind Active By Contemplating Death http://onion.com/191Cprh pic.twitter.com/UiWxwaoFKb

    6:40 PM - 26 Mar 2015
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    24 replies 300 retweets 493 likes
      1. Sina Zulkernain‏ @szulkernain 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Check out this funny Suge Knight sketchhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZx5MZbXVg …

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      1. Ben Mahler‏ @BenMahler 30 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Sally Storer‏ @SallyBowers13 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Works for me too!!

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      1. Lady BOObies-SPOOPington, Countess of Fartsbury‏ @MrGrantsup 26 Mar 2015
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        It's me “@TheOnion: Senior Citizen Keeps Mind Active By Contemplating Death http://onion.com/191Cprh  pic.twitter.com/q7rv9Ebx48”

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      1. Ben Mahler‏ @BenMahler 29 Aug 2017
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        Yay

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      1. Ben Mahler‏ @BenMahler 31 Jul 2017
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        Cute

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      1. q. q. quire‏ @future_phoenix 27 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Senior Citizen Keeps Mind Active By Contemplating Death http://onion.com/191Cprh  pic.twitter.com/8eqj4OFiky” #Wolverine

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      1. Bud Fox‏ @budfoxnews 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Citing Academic Issues, Calipari Weighs Pulling Wildcats out of NCAA Tourneyhttp://budfoxnews.com/ 

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      2. McKenzie Stubbert‏ @pinballjukebox 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @getpunched This one.

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      3. Courtney Stubbert‏ @getpunched 26 Mar 2015
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        @pinballjukebox aaaaugh!

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      1. Rick Birch‏ @rbirch11 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Come on.......Ted‏ @imtripptripp 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion always funny.

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      1. marilyn‏ @marilynjoanna7 26 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Senior Citizen Keeps Mind Active By Contemplating Death http://onion.com/191Cprh  pic.twitter.com/W5J3linFqc”LOL

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      1. Andrew Kerhoulas‏ @akerhoulas 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I wonder if this also reflects @jk_rowling imaginary version of Prof. Umbridge as it does mine.

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      1. Larry Griffin‏ @Griffins1991 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm glad to see you guys continuing to report such good news. Senior citizens are people too and need representation in the media.

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      1. DD-Wasserman‏ @dd10023 26 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Senior Citizen Keeps Mind Active By Contemplating Death http://onion.com/191Cprh  pic.twitter.com/5n7JCExgNR”

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      1. allyson  🍒‏ @allyyson 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @letkianalive me

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