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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Mar 2015

    "Everybody just loves that damn carrot cake with the cream cheese frosting." http://onion.com/1FMw9Sw pic.twitter.com/C2zC0TKoRf

    11:23 AM - 26 Mar 2015
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      2. i dyed my hair, respect me‏ @aileebugg 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1FMw9Sw  pic.twitter.com/dSt2IPEjID” @corriemaya

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. corrie‏ @corriemaya 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @aileebugg

        @aileebugg me??

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      4. End of conversation
      1. jason lemieux‏ @jaylemeux 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Are people crazy? Banana bread is the shit

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      1. Coffey T. Judd‏ @FlashnThunder 26 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Everybody just loves that damn carrot cake http://onion.com/1FMw9Sw  pic.twitter.com/ny7GTNg6rH This is me...

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      1. Jerremy Jarvis‏ @jjarvis34 26 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Everybody just loves that damn carrot cake..." http://onion.com/1FMw9Sw  pic.twitter.com/3UmerOn4pe” @MaggieMae__

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      1. Claire Stern‏Verified account @clairecstern 1 Apr 2015
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        💯 RT @TheOnion: "Everybody just loves that damn carrot cake with the cream cheese frosting."http://onion.com/1FMw9Sw 

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      1. Cam McFarland‏ @cammcf16 28 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. karli‏ @wheatdown 27 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Everybody just loves that damn carrot cake with the cream cheese frosting." http://onion.com/1FMw9Sw  pic.twitter.com/k5VDMcJPWa” me

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      1. Kim Berlin‏ @S0ul3at1nG1ng3r 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I'd eat the shit out of both tbh

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      1. Chris Soria‏ @chrissoria25 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I would've eaten it

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      1. Oriol Andrés‏ @oriolanix 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @QuimMonzo Com serà, que no se'l menja ni ell

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      1. Aleksandra‏ @AleksSarnicka 26 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Everybody just loves that damn carrot cake with the cream cheese frosting." http://onion.com/1FMw9Sw  pic.twitter.com/cBIa9vcEii” yup!

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      1. Carlo Thomas‏ @CarloT3Content 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion office birthday parties are the worst, like in this story http://wp.me/p3X2Vg-w 

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      1. Random Cinephile‏ @Random_Movies_ 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I know this is satire but who doesn't like banana bread? Banana bread is the shit!

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      1. Wiiiz! Cracck! OwO‏ @Saurioun 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Cream Cheese should be government regulated to prevent this tragedy from ever recurring! I'm outraged!

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      1. Milli Taylor‏ @MillisKitchen 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @theboydonefood read the whole thing. And yes, I know it's not cake.

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      1. Michael Butlin‏ @MichaelButlin 26 Mar 2015
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        "@TheOnion: "Everybody just loves carrot cake wcreamcheese frosting" http://onion.com/1FMw9Sw  pic.twitter.com/7Otqq1rXtQ" Never liked carrot cake

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      1. MisD‏ @vibewithme39 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion aww.. that's sad.. lol

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      1. Jen Mason‏ @GentlyJen 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion If I was there! banana would have won the day....

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