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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Mar 2015

    Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ pic.twitter.com/tzAXPPQUS3

    10:20 AM - 26 Mar 2015
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    • Bear 🐻 Jacob 🇺🇸YaBoy®Ken™🇩🇪 Liam 🎃 Clay Smith greendaze Samantha Peters Corey Hardt yeah™
    72 replies 1,174 retweets 1,614 likes
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      2. Todd Gurley II fan‏ @sethbendixen 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/5VlsUqsZPg” @ChuckOnDaGeetar

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Charlie Patterson‏ @ChuckOnDaGeetar 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @sethbendixen

        @sethbendixen @TheOnion The East Vs. West civil war

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Todd Gurley II fan‏ @sethbendixen 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @ChuckOnDaGeetar

        @ChuckOnDaGeetar @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/SXfs6rfwuj

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Quin‏ @Quin_Fields14 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/NjBin7Nyak” @J_Florek you need this

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jake Florek‏ @J_Florek 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Quin_Fields14

        @Quin_Fields14 @TheOnion @bradpen93pic.twitter.com/Hk4lndhQQo

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Quin‏ @Quin_Fields14 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @J_Florek

        @J_Florek @TheOnion @bradpen93pic.twitter.com/PoB4xUtVwd

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Q‏ @QuinnRiedel 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/bNt3rF8qF3” @KurtCobainQuots

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. whalesmells‏ @whalesmells 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . @TheOnion in college my friends (two brothers) lost their parents in a shotgun murder-suicide. They were home, too. Hilarious.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Jack Sprat‏ @the_jack_sprat 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Wow... unfortunately, there's probably a big market for it...

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      2. Chooglin‏ @Chooglin1 28 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AWorldOutOfMind @TheXclass @tinaissa ICYMI

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tina Issa  🇺🇸‏ @tinaissa 28 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Chooglin1

        @Chooglin1 Lmao!! @TheOnion @AWorldOutOfMind @TheXclass

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Tom Schmitz‏ @schmit_tom 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/WivMPjv8Zp” @mtloridon

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Maxwell‏ @mtloridon 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @schmit_tom

        @schmit_tom @TheOnion that's a beauty

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Braden Dingeldein‏ @BradyDings 29 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/PtnNJFEmpZ” hahahahahahaha

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      1. Michael R‏ @kid_catholic 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FINALLY - RT “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/dPpSrErliH”

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      1. Justin DR Krall‏ @JayDeeAreKay 31 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @LukeK0224

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      1. Brian‏ @LastKingBri 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/RJ1XiMc69a” @Cobruhh

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      1. spooky ass brenny  🍁‏ @drownusatbirth 26 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/FKxhmnUi6U” @PhilHartman

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      1. Thomas Perkins‏ @perkchop 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion how does that background check workout? Are you having suicidal and homicidal thoughts? I hope instant red flag to FBI!

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      1. Selina Kyle  🌶‏ @MaRAtheeMODEL 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Remington Debuts New Split Barrel Murder-Suicide Shotgun http://onion.com/1Guf4vJ  pic.twitter.com/kEKhEbH7EX” Romeo x Juliet shit

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