“@TheOnion: Conservationists Attempting To Get Head Start On Mars http://onion.com/1CbzExP pic.twitter.com/QHNYOx6Kgm” Mars climate change?
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“@TheOnion: Conservationists Attempting To Get Head Start On Mars http://onion.com/1CbzExP pic.twitter.com/QHNYOx6Kgm” Mars climate change?
@TheOnion I don't get it
I swear I thought dt was Udara @TheOnion Conservationists Attempting To Get Head Start On Mars http://onion.com/1CbzExP pic.twitter.com/uBq90HFnpO
@TheOnion Let's get some voter ID laws in place. With 0 voters on Mars, there is virtually the same amount of voter fraud on Mars as Earth
@TheOnion Maybe they should start on Earth if they want head.
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@TheOnion We fucked this place up so bad, it takes a special kind of optimist to think we won't do it again.
.@TheOnion okay but like... We already have conservationist policies that apply to the moon in place. For example, satellites can't crash
@TheOnion Too late.
@TheOnion @GOP_Paige What now? Turn a red planet green with food coloring?
@TheOnion Ted Cruz grew a mustache?
@TheOnion When I saw the picture I thought the headline was gonna be peach-related
@NatesNightmares @TheOnion I saw the picture and thought the headline was gonna be colonoscopy related.
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