@BeckyGMartinez “@TheOnion: Mom Scanning Menu Finds ‘Pan-Seared Diver Scallops’ Faster Than Speed Of Lighthttp://onion.com/1CbvENG
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@professorshih@TheOnion I will order scallops. Anytime. In a heart beat. -
@BeckyGMartinez Scallops with truffles. Hard to beat. You're in such a great food city! -
@professorshih they were heaven
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@TheOnion LMAOThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kevinklaes it's not their best, but still i got a chuckle
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