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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Mar 2015

    The new 'X-Files' will feature visual confirmation of the inexorable march of time http://onion.com/1N90Ulj pic.twitter.com/ao2Oxh7frs

    12:08 PM - 25 Mar 2015
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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The New X-Files will be relocated away from the Washington, DC area because the truth just isn't out there #XFiles2015

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      2. Fletcher DeLancey‏ @AlseaAuthor 25 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New 'X-Files' will feature visual confirmation of the inexorable march of time http://onion.com/1N90Ulj  @mjvalente @HarperBliss

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      3. Maria João Valente‏ @mjvalente 25 Mar 2015
        Replying to @AlseaAuthor

        @AlseaAuthor Do NOT mess around with the X-Files! @HarperBliss

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      2. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The new XXX-Files will feature more racy love scenes between Scully, Mulder, and a host of alien-human hybrids. #XFiles2015

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      3. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Jaiami88

        @TheOnion Smoking Man will be replace with Nicotine Patch Man.

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      1. Kevin Carpenter‏ @SellCMGR 27 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion so much potential, for good or evil ;_;

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      1. No Filter Retired‏ @Steve_M_Vaughn 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Desperate times call for desperate measures, case in point The Odd Couple on CBS. #been there done that

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      1. theUNWANTEDcollector‏ @UNWANTDcollectr 26 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion PSYCHIC POTATO CHIP SHAPED LIKE DAVID DUCHOVNY THE X-FILES RED SHOE DIARIES 😎 http://www.ebay.ca/itm/psychic-potato-chip-shaped-like-David-Duchovny-the-X-Files-red-shoe-diaries-/161652105113 …? 😎👽👓💀🐙🌝👻🗿🇫🇧🇮

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      1. Mac Cappuccino‏ @mcappuccino 26 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: The new 'X-Files' will feature visual confirmation of the inexorable march of time http://onion.com/1N90Ulj pic.twitter.com/XeJSlFBcXS

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      1. Melanie Gibbs‏ @melanieislazy 25 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @lisagibbs954 Muddy and Scamp. #XFiles2015

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      1. UVC‏ @UVConnect 25 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Awesome Info! You are one of our top stories of the day! Thanks 4 the great content http://rbl.ms/1BoyYT9 

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      1. Miss Triage‏ @MissTriage 25 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @rachely336 True, yet Gillian Anderson is not bound by the laws of nature like us and increases her attractiveness yearly.

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      1. Roger Sauer‏ @rsauer3473 25 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Black oil replaced with plot to poison nation's Metamucil supply.

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      1. Amit Badal‏ @AmitBadal 25 Mar 2015
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        The new 'X-Files' will feature visual confirmation of inexorable march of time http://onion.com/1N90Ulj  pic.twitter.com/5QAK6Z3fSd via @TheOnion

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 25 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Season 1 will feature an X-Files/American Idol crossover episode starring Nicki Minaj as Alien Succubus Number 1 #XFiles2015

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