@TheOnion The New X-Files will be relocated away from the Washington, DC area because the truth just isn't out there #XFiles2015
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@TheOnion: New 'X-Files' will feature visual confirmation of the inexorable march of time http://onion.com/1N90Ulj@mjvalente @HarperBliss -
@AlseaAuthor Do NOT mess around with the X-Files! @HarperBliss
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@TheOnion The new XXX-Files will feature more racy love scenes between Scully, Mulder, and a host of alien-human hybrids.#XFiles2015 -
@TheOnion Smoking Man will be replace with Nicotine Patch Man.
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@TheOnion so much potential, for good or evil ;_;Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion PSYCHIC POTATO CHIP SHAPED LIKE DAVID DUCHOVNY THE X-FILES RED SHOE DIARIES
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@TheOnion@lisagibbs954 Muddy and Scamp.#XFiles2015Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Awesome Info! You are one of our top stories of the day! Thanks 4 the great content http://rbl.ms/1BoyYT9Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @rachely336 True, yet Gillian Anderson is not bound by the laws of nature like us and increases her attractiveness yearly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Black oil replaced with plot to poison nation's Metamucil supply.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Season 1 will feature an X-Files/American Idol crossover episode starring Nicki Minaj as Alien Succubus Number 1#XFiles2015Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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