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@TheOnion The speed of light is a rate--distance per unit time. The time to find a menu item is a scalar quantity. These are not comparable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Mom Scanning Menu Finds ‘Pan-Seared Diver Scallops’ Faster Than Speed Of Light@CheriQ0407Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @freshncleenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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