@TheOnion have you ever sat in an airplane seat for 12 hours? I nearly need a paramedic
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@TheOnion Is it sad that I know that airport is DIA?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the onion is so truthful and funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Getting Massages At Airports Apparently Part Of Certain People’s Lives http://onion.com/1CnFiyc pic.twitter.com/fLRDK94pva”@swebb100
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@TheOnion Someone at the Onion was inspired by the Austin Airport when leaving SXSW, huh? I had the same thoughts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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1 of those ppl MT
@TheOnion TheOnion Report: Getting Massages At Airports Part Of Certain People’s Liveshttp://onion.com/1CnFiycThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Lovely_Linds I don't know why but I laughedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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