@TheOnion The Onion shoots itself while cleaning God.
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God NJP'd for negligent discharge. RT
@TheOnion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun http://onion.com/1CnzIvQ pic.twitter.com/wjR7l5Rwmr
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@TheOnion lol now that's funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OK who the fuck told you God looks like that?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheTweetOfGod “@TheOnion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun http://onion.com/1CnzIvQ pic.twitter.com/My5Yil20is”
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@TheOnion That angry expression is un-Godly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion funny! heaven has a shooting range?! sweet!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ya see it doesn't mean ur stupid, sooo easy to doThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God, do I love this country. Seriously, isn't it fantastic that Christians have a sense of humor?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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God is a Florida Man? rt
@TheOnion God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gunhttp://onion.com/1CnzIvQThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun http://onion.com/1CnzIvQ pic.twitter.com/KVxboi6a9J”@joeyjansma
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@TheOnion: God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun http://onion.com/1CnzIvQ pic.twitter.com/g3SG8zP0Ma"
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@TheOnion if only God had a gun to defend himself against that gunThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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