@TheOnion Guinness is lower-cal per ounce than Bud Light, which most people aren't aware of. Chock full o' vitamins, too. DRINK UP!
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@TheOnion: Guinness To Start Offering Calorie Counts http://onion.com/1HwTIf5#WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/FEdliUaWlG” "Sean Pridemore?"
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@TheOnion guiness is actually, weirdly enough, a light beer. Only 125 calories per 12 ozpic.twitter.com/nMZKDZah23
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@TheOnion Label free is your answer...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think they should post them online with a link to see what calories you consume from adult beverages, don't try to ruin my blissThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I gave up#Guinness when I gave up#CGT after him not feeding either of us#KillianTheCat@ClaytonCountySO#NotTheCalories@USFDAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "We'll just have to take an extra confession this year! "Got a light Father Feldman?"pic.twitter.com/c6Xupiw11U
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@TheOnion sjws now moving to alcohol. Gamers rejoice alcoholics getting fisticuffsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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