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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Mar 2015

    King Richard III Reburied 530 Years After Death http://onion.com/1CiCrqj  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/ZgVC7vlLX2

    1:09 PM - 23 Mar 2015
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    • Ollie Minton Ceteris Paribus Majid Lodhi advanced security hatesec Tim Leffew 𖤐 demon rat king 𖤐 🐀twitchcon Chris Crawford Dennis Tobin Jordan Saïd
    15 replies 83 retweets 118 likes
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      2. Paul Rogers‏ @paulrogers002 23 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @der_bluthund #Richardreburied worked well for the tourists. When do we get to bury the rest of the royals for them too?

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      3. Michael Butlin‏ @MichaelButlin 23 Mar 2015
        Replying to @paulrogers002

        @paulrogers002 @TheOnion @der_bluthund Each in their own time

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Bob Hincken‏ @Rahgolf 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion How much was the illegal parking fine???

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      1. Jeanne Olsen‏ @ruby33tw 23 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: King Richard III Reburied 530 Years After Death http://onion.com/1CiCrqj  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/uk2al7CWAA” Respectable!

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      1. Carl Gregory‏ @gregory_carl 23 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: King Richard III Reburied 530 Years After Death http://onion.com/ "...I heard he just wanted a quiet family affair, oh well!

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      1. M_.scellaneous Days‏ @Ms_cellany 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion #SheilaAckerson Too late for wishful thinking.

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      1. Miss Myrtle‏ @MissMyrtle2 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion 2late SheilaDearie-they have already facilitated that themselves.This modern iteration of the #Royals is the GiftThatKeepsOnGiving

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      1. Jana Cahill‏ @Shadowcat22 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion use his burial as a history lesson for kids about what happens when you hurt others.

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      1. Swain Elect Contr‏ @SwainElectContr 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @DocHackenbush Who cares??

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      2. Jana Cahill‏ @Shadowcat22 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion found in a parking lot, how humiliating. Why wasn't he given a Kingly burial the First Time?

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      3. Michael Butlin‏ @MichaelButlin 23 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Shadowcat22

        @Shadowcat22 @TheOnion Henry Tudor was in town when died and Henry VIII knocked the Abbey down Car Park came later

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      4. Jana Cahill‏ @Shadowcat22 23 Mar 2015
        Replying to @MichaelButlin

        @MichaelButlin @TheOnion thanks for the cool history lesson.

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      2. simon bayley‏ @simonbayley 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion If it's a success I'm all up for digging up other one's and doing it annually, would certainly boost the tourist industry.

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      3. Michael Butlin‏ @MichaelButlin 23 Mar 2015
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        @simonbayley @TheOnion Sorry doesn't work like that

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      2. Chas Croker  🇪🇺‏ @ChasCroker 23 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion About as irrelevant as the current lot?

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      3. Michael Butlin‏ @MichaelButlin 23 Mar 2015
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        @Bill16STN @TheOnion Just respect rather than leaving in a car park

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      1. Michael Butlin‏ @MichaelButlin 23 Mar 2015

        @HaraldSigurdson @TheOnion Better than GW?

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