@TheOnion this is the time to consider all ideas, no matter how ridiculous, right?
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“@TheOnion: Employees Most Innovative When Brainstorming Dramatic Quitting Scenarios http://onion.com/1FvbHFu pic.twitter.com/7chcQxUnqM”
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@TheOnion@deejaykalash it's like they have access to my brainThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I once said "I'm leaving." Immensely satisfying.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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