Heh! RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1EJqOYZ pic.twitter.com/nBmvcKJhuz
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Heh! RT @TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1EJqOYZ pic.twitter.com/nBmvcKJhuz
Welcome to Middle Ages: Mortality rates could be cut by half if individuals heeded Omens @TheOnion @Ton1Lazaro:http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-majority-of-deaths-caused-by-failure-t,38246/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:4:Default …
@TheOnion Damn I really saw a big scary crow(raven?) with a mysterious bone in its mouth today...knew that shit was sus
“@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1EJqOYZ pic.twitter.com/6MmuRhw2wQ” @vamhoo @dead crow
@TheOnion @KCDorianGray Darn, so that's what I have done wrong!
@TheOnion or this one
@TheOnion Zaujímavé sú sovy...
@TheOnion What does it mean when broken sunglasses- one lens in one lens out - is lying in front of my car?
@TheOnion @BecketAdams most excellent!!! @msnbc or @CNN should conduct in depth research on heeding omens or not...might help ratings...
@TheOnion but how do you KNOW it's an omen?
.@TheOnion just depends how you define an omen. A nagging feeling you shouldn't start a bar fight?
“@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1EJqOYZ pic.twitter.com/jFl6KHqOCX” @abn314
@pcon Ha! That explains a lot.
@abn314 I think that's Devil Dog on the lower right.
@TheOnion @chitlin_loaf I told you. I knew I should have heeded the crows warning.
@TheOnion @aswaffo3
“@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1EJqOYZ pic.twitter.com/seulbQNRsS” @ricpuglisi
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