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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Mar 2015

    Top Story: U.S. Worried About Living Up To Netanyahu Campaign Promises http://onion.com/1xz3esJ pic.twitter.com/SiEfo4C3HA

    3:41 PM - 22 Mar 2015
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    • scott sours mosun solanke Joe Cascino binod #BlackLivesMatter Joɥn Kennedy randy moessner sonia chenet tito
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      1. (((Danielle Fultz)))‏ @daniefultz 22 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #JSt2015 “@TheOnion: Top Story: U.S. Worried About Living Up To Netanyahu Campaign Promises http://onion.com/1xz3esJ  pic.twitter.com/KZbixFM51d”

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      2. David Skidmore‏ @skidmoredavid 22 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @scotthortonshow sometimes I don't know if the Onion is satire or real

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      3. Scott Horton‏ @scotthortonshow 22 Mar 2015
        Replying to @skidmoredavid

        .@skidmoredavid @TheOnion Ugh. The headline was way better than the article.

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      1. nageeb  🌀 نجيب‏ @accidentalblues 22 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Top Story: U.S. Worried About Living Up To Netanyahu Campaign Promises http://onion.com/1xz3esJ  pic.twitter.com/6Ra3By9LVV” @TwalRa

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      1.  🌟 🇺🇸 🌟 ✝️ 🌟MaleOutlook ✝️ 🌟 🇮🇱 🌟‏ @MaleOutlook 22 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @LibertyPoet I TRUST Bibi I TRUST ISRAEL I NEVER TRUSTED OBAMA I NEVER LISTEN2PROPAGANDA2 SUPPORT AN AGENDApic.twitter.com/XZ8hPd0y2S

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      1. Michael J‏ @mjpomor 22 Mar 2015
        Replying to @nevergiveup065

        @nevergiveup065 @TheOnion @AliAbunimah Mr. Malcom all wars cost trillions of dollars. What is the point to your comment? Mk

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      1. #LCPalestine #Hebdo‏ @LC3Palestine 23 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion >>Israel.is know they don't have to behave. US Treasury cash keeps rolling in, no matter what they do. #palestine

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      1. #LCPalestine #Hebdo‏ @LC3Palestine 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion >>Israel is swimming in more cash than they know what to do with. No wonder they don't give a shit. @BarackObama #congress #senate

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      1. #LCPalestine #Hebdo‏ @LC3Palestine 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion >>$3.1 billion/year—$8.5 million/day—$59 million/week. No wonder Israel is able to reek havoc. @BarackObama #congress #senate

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      1. Tom Joad‏ @GOPissingonus 23 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @DaltonRoadpic.twitter.com/QIbBoyVmnz

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      1. Michael J‏ @mjpomor 22 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @ImusZero You know when will the administration focus on the Palestinian leaders declarations. Where is the balance? Mk

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      1. Vote Nov 6, yeah they sent us donuts‏ @BobSmith4152 22 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion #47Traitors2016 #47Traitors #GOPWantsWar Yup. Not really satire, tho. List of the 12/47 up in 2016 http://goo.gl/ejj9SA 

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      1. DodgerNala‏ @DodgerNala 22 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion pls investigate these huge fans liberals put up to waste energy in places that are already real windy!pic.twitter.com/Op8KoCGsmC

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      1. Michael Gilyard‏ @MAHGilyard 22 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Sothen Red Necks don't like JEWS if so have them say so

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      1. John Saltas‏ @johnsaltas 22 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Top Story: U.S. Worried About Living Up To Netanyahu Campaign Promises http://onion.com/1xz3esJ  pic.twitter.com/jT6s1KfCWU”

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      1. _T_r_u_t_h_e_r_s_‏ @thetruther3 22 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Netanyahu is no friend to America, Mastermind behind 9-11, Google """“Netanyahu mastermind of 911"""" http://911scholars.ning.com/profiles/blogs/agument-netanyahu-was-the … … …

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      1. fouad haidar‏ @fouadhaidar 22 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Netanyahu seems to have forgotten whimzical dreaming is free but reality is going to be the same as Sharon's.

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      1. Eric Senga‏ @esenga4 22 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion they shouldn't worry. They make promises in this country n they don't worry that they are not keeping them @WhiteHouse

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