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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Mar 2015

    This Week Last Year: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk pic.twitter.com/tJjBpGd6DT

    8:00 AM - 21 Mar 2015
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    15 replies 124 retweets 308 likes
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      2. billy jean‏ @jcorvington 21 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @madiladiladison

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Madi Dreams of Tushi‏ @madiladiladison 21 Mar 2015
        Replying to @jcorvington

        “@jcorvington: @TheOnion @madiladiladison” lmfaooooooo ya got me

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. J00l‏ @Beejoubs 21 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion http://onion.com/1xptkmk  Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One of the Guys: Whoa did I miss when @geniustown was pictured in the onion?

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      1. Leanna Kowallis‏ @leannak1 21 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk  pic.twitter.com/U369gCDSZU”

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      1. Tom Lawless‏ @tlawless136 22 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Week Last Year: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk  pic.twitter.com/haj1I2Wvqp” @GroupTxtsfromAp

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      1. Gina G‏ @Gigi4269 21 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Why on EARTH would that women be sitting with those creepy fat men who haven't been laid in forever find your GF's girl get a life

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      1. Vale‏ @ValeWolf 21 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmao 😂 RT @TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk pic.twitter.com/UY3et660dr

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      1. Dave Smith‏ @daves306 21 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I find it interesting that Schlitz and PBR are the best choices

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      1. danielle‏ @dallysond 21 Mar 2015
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        still so real “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk  pic.twitter.com/nHrHsbY30a”

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      1. Hayley Farless‏ @hayleyfarless 21 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk  pic.twitter.com/4OvVAjL0kO” LOL I can't

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      1. 1hermione65‏ @amelinixon 21 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion WTF sexually starved, sexually deprived.. is this a joke? Says volumes about the guys though

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      1. gab.ai/PlanetEvans‏ @ExoplanetEvans 21 Mar 2015
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        .@TheOnion still makes me laugh even when I don't exactly recognize the article's point, and it snarks above my weight class, or something.

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      1. Jimmy‏ @Jewsaay 21 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk  pic.twitter.com/cy7IMjIJbe”

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      1. Michael Tully‏ @tully70 21 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion She's the only one who hasn't farted.

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      2. Josh Van Vels‏ @joshvanvels 21 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Sexually Frustrated Woman Just One Of The Guys http://onion.com/1xptkmk  pic.twitter.com/W90QlE5R48” @FBHWProducer dude that's you

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      3. Joe FBHW‏ @FBHWJoe 21 Mar 2015
        Replying to @joshvanvels

        @joshvanvels @TheOnion that it is. It was fun playing a sexually frustrated woman.

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