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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Mar 2015

    “The hours of 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. hold almost no interest whatsoever for the average disco diva.” http://onion.com/199WQSI pic.twitter.com/mqd6LcFlm6

    5:05 PM - 20 Mar 2015
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      1. Actually Rebecca Valentine‏ @beka_valentine 20 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @siva087 an important example of the rare daytime disco: ELO's Mr Bluesky

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      2. Leslie McDonel‏ @lesliemcdonel 21 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @thisainttherapy “@TheOnion: “The hours of 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. hold almost no interest whatsoever for the average disco diva.”

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      3. Declan Bennett‏Verified account @thisainttherapy 23 Mar 2015
        Replying to @lesliemcdonel

        @lesliemcdonel @TheOnion #preach

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      1. WOWBAGGER‏ @Eschertology 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @loyaldrift conclusion: Disco was created by Vampires

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion It might be the night fever.

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      2. Steve‏ @schm0940 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @katz0057 you will love this!

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      1. Gina G‏ @Gigi4269 21 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion The Disco's were never open during the day, why write about the fantastic days of disco dancing during the day? No such event!

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      1. Sebastián Otero‏ @Urbanidad 21 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: “The hours of 6 to 6 ...no interest whatsoever for the average disco diva.” http://onion.com/199WQSI ” ->por si tenían duda! Jajaja

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      1. Nick Murray‏ @TheMagicGenie 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion http://onion.com/199WQSI  pic.twitter.com/G216rz2XEo @JimPerrin

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      1. Eric J‏ @TheEricRusso 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Barry Gibb will beat the ever loving shit out of you!

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      1. pinkdogwood770‏ @pinkdogwood770 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Snicker

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      1. Dave Breadner‏ @babaganoosh13 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @Fred_Willard The Trammps had an underated song about playing softball.

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      2. judy edwards‏ @judyedwards16 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion they were probably at work? Sleeping?

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      3. Danny Harrison‏ @dannyaharrison 20 Mar 2015
        Replying to @judyedwards16

        @judyedwards16 @TheOnion Well at least that clears the sunshine. Just leaves moonlight and the boogie looking for an alibi.

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      4. Danny Harrison‏ @dannyaharrison 20 Mar 2015
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        @judyedwards16 @TheOnion and the good times of course!!

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