Me! @TheOnion: Report: Getting Massages At Airports Apparently Part Of Certain People’s Lives http://onion.com/199WR93 pic.twitter.com/ezULL3t659
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Me! @TheOnion: Report: Getting Massages At Airports Apparently Part Of Certain People’s Lives http://onion.com/199WR93 pic.twitter.com/ezULL3t659
“@TheOnion: Report: Getting Massages At Airports Apparently Part Of Certain People’s Lives http://onion.com/199WR93 pic.twitter.com/lpN2fCwPSt”
@TheOnion that's not a massage. It's the enhanced rectal screening.
"@TheOnion: Report: Getting Massages At Airports Apparently Part Of Certain People’s Lives http://onion.com/199WR93 pic.twitter.com/Aa54CYWxze"
@TheOnion please don't use images from Denver's airport; everyone knows it is the new world order headquarters
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