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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Mar 2015

    In Focus: Department Of Education Study Finds Teaching These Little Shits No Longer Worth It http://onion.com/19F8lml pic.twitter.com/tjnEX142Ce

    9:43 AM - 20 Mar 2015
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      2. ♭øşſї‏ @thisisbossi 20 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't get why I wasted so much time in so-called science classes when I can rely on others to elect people to fix science for me @TheOnion

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. ♭øşſї‏ @thisisbossi 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @thisisbossi

        Politics: where in the same breath you can tout the importance of education and in the same breath express your utter rejection of it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 20 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @KingslyFishao loo

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      1. Cathy‏ @Fanny57 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion That is so close to the truth it almost is not satire.

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      2. Tali‏ @talius 20 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @fuggabugga lol. Gotta love the Onion

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      3. frankie smart‏ @fuggabugga 20 Mar 2015
        Replying to @talius

        @talius @TheOnion haha on a side note onions are good for your blood too lol!

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      4. Tali‏ @talius 20 Mar 2015
        Replying to @fuggabugga

        @fuggabugga @TheOnion for sure ;D

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      2. alex‏ @kimeofpassion 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @magswithswags

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      1. GnomeAlice‏ @gnome_alice 25 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion You mean the three meft-handed ones? They never should have been given a place is school in the first place.

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      2. KoWOKEamo‏ @tomkuhnhackl 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @MegHosie

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      3. Megan Hosie‏ @MegHosie 26 Mar 2015
        Replying to @tomkuhnhackl

        @ezra_factory @TheOnion Laughing because this is hilarious. Crying because this is actually probably true.

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      1. Jenne RoW‏ @Jenne_RoW 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion One of my kids' kindergarten teachers said this to me (paraphrased) a couple years ago. #NotKidding

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      1. John Pettinato‏ @Toopens 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Donny Thomas‏ @DonnyThomasIV 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @ARMcbride01

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      1. David Milchiker‏ @dmilchiker 20 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I was going to become a teacher and than I read this.

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