“@TheOnion: In Focus: Everything Taking Too Long http://onion.com/18Oqgpo pic.twitter.com/AR7Kk9rciY” @itsmeelyse
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“@TheOnion: In Focus: Everything Taking Too Long http://onion.com/18Oqgpo pic.twitter.com/AR7Kk9rciY” @itsmeelyse
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Everything Taking Too Long http://onion.com/18Oqgpo pic.twitter.com/XZlWrDeVlA” @sosorrycharlie
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Everything Taking Too Long http://onion.com/18Oqgpo pic.twitter.com/n7w1Yrsaj1”@Level6Sports @mpbucher
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Everything Taking Too Long http://onion.com/18Oqgpo pic.twitter.com/gsOIDB2fCO” @BrentK_Nacker @PantalaNagaPmpa 

@TheOnion @Veroniqueb9 Hope this guy understands that microwaving isn't cooking. He's prepared nothing; simply opened a frozen container.
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Everything Taking Too Long http://onion.com/18Oqgpo pic.twitter.com/ZkItrcFfcq” @omgmarkal
cc: @PatHam21 RT “@TheOnion: In Focus: Everything Taking Too Long http://onion.com/18Oqgpo pic.twitter.com/2XN9Cru2sG”
@TheOnion Hardly even news.
I'm in the third group. RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Everything Taking Too Long http://onion.com/18Oqgpo pic.twitter.com/BD9DeuSkYx
@TheOnion -Consider replacing this unit with a 1100 watt microwave, if this is of lesser wattage.
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