Satire alert: ".@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/zntmxq1plO”
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Satire alert: ".@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/zntmxq1plO”
@TheOnion And they were so humble in taking no credit for any of it. Such low key generosity.
@TheOnion I'm sure they could have afforded to give more!!! #OilCompaniesSuckAss
“@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/mQW4GYTnGz” @Nickel_n_Dime
RT @TheOnion: @exxonmobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/4tjw1D7H6c #polluters
@TheOnion @GeorgeeeeeDL BURGER KING DID SOMETHING GOOD!!!!
@TheOnion A lot more than that is needed to clean up the mess they caused around the world!
“@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/9W0sFtbBEY” #lmaooo
@TheOnion: ExxonMobil donates oil to rivers and oceans and is so humble they don't take credit http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/QlhKksEuFp
“@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/pOkfeh3clR”
@TheOnion that's where the real Blinky the fish came from... Mr Burns has nothing on Exxon.
@TheOnion often better bounce, giving away "so it does not hurt us anything!
“@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/HJLCP5A6Gb” @nytimes
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