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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Mar 2015

    ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/NIRZZ8WPcK

    7:45 PM - 19 Mar 2015
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      1. Ruth Malone‏ @MaloneRuth 19 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire alert: ".@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY  pic.twitter.com/zntmxq1plO”

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      1. Gregory Butler‏ @Greg12Butler 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion And they were so humble in taking no credit for any of it. Such low key generosity.

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      1. Roxanne Velvin‏ @Roxyvelvet73 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm sure they could have afforded to give more!!! #OilCompaniesSuckAss

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      1. Pepper Brooks‏ @Tally__Bear 20 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY  pic.twitter.com/mQW4GYTnGz” @Nickel_n_Dime

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      1. Chefs for the Marcellus | NY State #banfracking‏ @Chefs4Marcellus 19 Mar 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: @exxonmobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY  pic.twitter.com/4tjw1D7H6c #polluters

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      1. PatrickJJ‏ @patrick_j_jones 22 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @GeorgeeeeeDL BURGER KING DID SOMETHING GOOD!!!!

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      1. Kat Banzon‏ @KathleenBanzon 20 Mar 2015
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        Controversial CSR campaigns | http://onion.com/1H7FwfY  via @TheOnion

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      1. Ella Furnea‏ @EllaFurnea 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion A lot more than that is needed to clean up the mess they caused around the world!

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      1. TL;DR‏ @YallTalk 19 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY  pic.twitter.com/9W0sFtbBEY” #lmaooo

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      1. Kevin  🚗 📈 💰 🇺🇸‏ @realkgmoney 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion #sadButTrue #exxonmobilarecriminals

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      1. Jack Pelose‏ @JackPelose 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion: ExxonMobil donates oil to rivers and oceans and is so humble they don't take credit http://onion.com/1H7FwfY pic.twitter.com/QlhKksEuFp

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      1. Brenner‏ @BrennerGerry 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @franjnoero #csr

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      1. Andrew Vigars‏ @TheeAndyV 19 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY  pic.twitter.com/pOkfeh3clR”

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      1. Kyle Thiermann‏Verified account @kyle_tman 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion that's where the real Blinky the fish came from... Mr Burns has nothing on Exxon.

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      1. PPerez Gonzale‏ @Pperezgonzales 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion often better bounce, giving away "so it does not hurt us anything!

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      1. Tom Huff  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @THuff7 19 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans http://onion.com/1H7FwfY  pic.twitter.com/HJLCP5A6Gb” @nytimes

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