.@TheOnion Please rehire the funny people that used to write for you. Seriously, you fucking suck now.
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@TheOnion The vacation must've been in Vegas.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "I met this guy at two o'clock at last call..."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Returning From Vacation Settles On Single Concise Anecdote" http://onion.com/1H7Gdpw pic.twitter.com/FrOomRsNdp”@KC_ADRIAN__
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@TheOnion White House Leaks President Obama’s Real Bracket. See it here:http://budfoxnews.com/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought I was the only one who did that. It's so much easier.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion reminds me of the time I accidentally went to India with Russian Roubles instead of Indian RupeesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion My friends wish they knew HIM and not ME. I tell a thousand stories when I get back from traveling.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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