@TheOnion @miriam_elise3 literally me
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@TheOnion next step: how to decipher Charlie Brown's teacher and those who speak like her.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally!. Now if they can come up with a self-cleaning screen to clear away the food-laden spittle.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Speech Recognition Software Factors In User’s Mouth Always Being Full http://onion.com/19D6bUb pic.twitter.com/KHYGtr7xro”
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@TheOnion brilliant!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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