Me, now: RT: @TheOnion Man Returning From Vacation Settles On Single Concise Anecdote He’ll Tell Everyone Who Askshttp://onion.com/1CA91Wu
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@TheOnion@BradTakei Tahiti is a magical placeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And...........no one asked.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When my co-workers say, "Did you have a good time on vacation?", I say, "Why? Have the cops been asking for me?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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