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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Mar 2015

    Workers: McDonald’s Told Us To Put Mustard On Burns http://onion.com/1AJLNXV  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/N5G83Qabec

    7:21 AM - 19 Mar 2015
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      1. Cornelius Beer & Wine‏ @corneliusbeers 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Interesting about face by @bengoldacre there..,

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      1. Jaikob‏ @Scullyyyyy 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @McDonalds weird, nothing was done about mine. Wish I had've thought to use mustard.pic.twitter.com/vAaGbrmOKt

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      1. RRawpower‏ @RRawpower 19 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Workers: McDonald’s Told Us To Put Mustard On Burns http://onion.com/1AJLNXV  #WhatDoYouThink?" And ketchup for blood transfusions!

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      1. Jenny Wingeart‏ @Jenny_Delphis12 19 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Workers: McDonald’s Told Us To Put Mustard On Burns http://onion.com/1AJLNXV  Always neglecting the ketchup

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      1. Mike Schwab‏ @maschwab63 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Real honey is an antibiotic. http://www.rd.com/slideshows/home-remedies-for-burns/view-all/ …

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      1. Zach Presley‏ @ZachAttack460 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I always put mustard on my burns, takes the sting away

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      1. Bad Moose  🦌‏ @richwajda 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Well, naturally: Only children would put ketchup on a burn.

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      1. Jaginator‏ @Garjag 19 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Workers: McDonald’s Told Us To Put Mustard On Burns http://onion.com/1AJLNXV  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/NB4ba9EoxH Meant on buns

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      1. Acho‏ @tweetingacho 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion My doc urges me to use alternate medicine. However, it's more on the lines of yoga, meditation, etc.

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      1. su verma‏ @suverma15 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @Larryferlazzo We should also look into Ayurveda for permanent cure of chronic diseases to uproot the problem and not supress it.

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      1. David Braund‏ @IamDavidBraund 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion rubbing lemon, salted smoked mackerel and olive oil in eye for eye injuries at red lobster

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      1. Sheila A. Myers‏ @samyers828 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion what? and you haven't tried it?? It takes the sting out of a burn!

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      1. Michael Curran‏ @micu4071 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion don't eat McD's burgers except Big Mac cause of the mustard. Mustard on burger is gross

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      1. Joe Adam Pena‏ @shockwave666 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion hey if it works do it

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      1. VickiG‏ @EMTP513 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I think they're crazy, they said that in a NON-spoof publication too.

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      1. Pompous K‏ @smokescreenexpo 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Using McDonald's food for other reasons than food consumption is probably a step in the right direction.

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      1. Jenna @ Daily Marrow‏ @DailyMarrow 19 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Workers: McDonald’s Told Us To Put Mustard On Burns http://onion.com/1AJLNXV  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/phv0kGC7g1”

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