@TheOnion @bigmouthdiva 15 out of 16 people who've ever lived have died. No one wants to talk about it. I'm scared.
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@derek6wheeler this might help us drive down SMR MT:@TheOnion: Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omenshttp://onion.com/1xz2O5LThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@thesusan “@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1xz2O5L pic.twitter.com/yoEb3cBAYs
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@TheOnion@KingSpaceLaser Too funny that you were the 666th person to retweet this article. Is it an omen?!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is what happens when people stop listening to Counting Crows.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @ElwoodTheSmart to quote Prof Trelawney: It's the GrimThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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If a Webcol opens dry, go home “
@TheOnion: Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1xz2O5L pic.twitter.com/INZxegh6uB”
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@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1xz2O5L pic.twitter.com/teDicT0rVV”...killer funny!
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@TheOnion thanks for sharing, I'll do some sort of hex sign & make sure my dog turns thrice before sleeping...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1xz2O5L pic.twitter.com/mkxOnwH5Jy” True story.
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@TheOnion Okay Damien Thorn is watching.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion:Study Finds Majority Of Deaths Caused By Failure To Heed Omens http://onion.com/1xz2O5L pic.twitter.com/3NXqx67AyS” Owls creep me out.
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@Walter_The_Cat Don't forget about a chilly wind.
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@TheOnion reading my tea leaves nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JoshFialkov Like red lights combined with moving trucks. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seyanabude paskeyeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion vaghteshè rukoned chera inmimuneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@HeatherMallick Great satirical piece! I bet Harper would believe it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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