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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2015

    Secret Service Asks For $8 Million To Build Fake White House For Training Agents http://onion.com/1xyX7EN pic.twitter.com/ptPcf0Siz9

    2:33 PM - 18 Mar 2015
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      2. femme economics‏ @femme_economics 18 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion First time I've seen the Onion use real news at its headline - you can't make this stuff up! lol.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 18 Mar 2015
        Replying to @femme_economics

        @femme_economics @TheOnion every single "American voices" articles use real headlines/News stories. Only the people's responses are satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ian Lanouette‏ @IanLanouette 18 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Secret Service Asks For $8 Million To Build Fake White House For Training Agents” Why? We've already got one.

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      1. MickT‏ @mickt60 18 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Does that include a Bar.

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      1. @ degenerate‏ @oxidedox 18 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion the headline says million but the article says billion

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      1. TreasureFindings‏ @angelscatrescue 19 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Another reason we should clean house in the Secret Service and evaluate the whole hierarchy of management.pic.twitter.com/8xytRsOloX

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      1. Taco King‏ @garrettsdamned 18 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion totally agree with 2nd person! How does someone not already have a replica White House?!?

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      1. Jenny White‏ @litswag 18 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Secret Serv Asks For $8M To Build Fake White House For Training Agents http://onion.com/1xyX7EN  pic.twitter.com/eFQvYdFNvJ” #satire

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 18 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Then they could put the fake president in it too. Pope Francis for President! Viva Christo Rey!

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      1. PAGeologist‏ @PACleanwater 18 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion NO- train on-site this is crazy

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      1. momafugi‏ @momafugi 18 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion is that price down to the little tea cup too!

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      2. Celeste Drake‏ @CDrakeFairTrade 18 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion But that's not really fake news, is it? Or is it? (rubs chin)

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      3. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 18 Mar 2015
        Replying to @CDrakeFairTrade

        @CDrakeFairTrade @TheOnion real news. Only the people's responses on those article types is satire.

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      4. Celeste Drake‏ @CDrakeFairTrade 18 Mar 2015
        Replying to @drgnstealth

        .@drgnstealth It is a sad day when the @TheOnion doesn't have to make up its own headlines https://youtu.be/31FFTx6AKmU  #SillyParty @EricIdle

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