2 Real. "@TheOnion: Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol Blitzeshttp://onion.com/1xySKd9
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@TheOnion Whoa. Too long! Is he okay?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At first, I read this headline as Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol, Blintzes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Living the life!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @bentVB I wish this weren't so relatable... <sips 5:00 pm latte>Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We laugh because its funny and we laugh because its true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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