@TheOnion that guy looks like a thumb
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@TheOnion "If you go on to DWTS too soon after retirement, you dilute your merchandising opportunities."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DanBarreiroKFAN sub head- "everyone that retires, eventually dies"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: NFL Launches New Campaign Warning Players About Long-Term Risks Of Retirement http://onion.com/1FDNoUm ”@BenEaglesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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