@TheOnion do they need a CEO? I'm 78% qualified as I don't have a job
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@TheOnion thanks for my daily giggle snort!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No rational company would pay anyone more than they're worth. The question is how much less is too much less#selfemploymentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion finally some gender equality.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BahahahahahahahahahThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You are the best i love your humorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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