@TheOnion In bad taste even for the onion of which I am a fan.
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@TheOnion inb4 this gains traction on conservative blogsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shortly, wild-eyed libs who used to mock Bush girls cry "off limits" & "racist" about this OR busting on failed-journalist ChelseaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's one thing to write fake news, it's another to stick it to a minor. DISGUSTING!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OOOOOOH Y'ALL MESSED UP. Presidential kids are off limits!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hmmm. i don't know about this oneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion they'll understand you needed to enjoy yourself so no need for alarmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nnnoooo! i know it's satire but she still needs privacy and to get into college!!! also just stop disrespecting black girls?? plz?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sure, and I just bought the Brooklyn bridge.
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@TheOnion Some folks wished they had a daughter like her. Not funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "If my parents knew I was out drinking, they would’ve freaked." http://onion.com/1MNpFBu pic.twitter.com/K9p7IBGY3b" HAHAHAHAHAHA


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@TheOnion stay cool this life has a lot to offer do not over indulgeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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