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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Mar 2015

    In Focus: Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes' http://onion.com/1FvjZMg pic.twitter.com/OSkmANH3pU

    7:05 AM - 17 Mar 2015
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    • Amber Winter Scary & Lowell ⚰️👻 asena Poulet Francesca Brizioli Sarah Erwin 🌐 Hanoween 3: Season of the Bitch spooky amy Michael Blaise
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      1. werewolf bar mitzvah‏ @alecfeldherr 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @DrUrbanTeacher

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      1. katie  🦇 🖤‏ @katiechoike 17 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes' http://onion.com/1FvjZMg  pic.twitter.com/ke3zT7ygvx” @brandons_m 😂

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      1. NiamhNic‏ @NiamhNic 17 Mar 2015
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        Yerp! RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes' http://onion.com/1FvjZMg pic.twitter.com/VCFcwPmUNQ

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      1. Jeff Wade‏ @wade1923 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Glass Conversational Dublin‏ @GlassDublin 17 Mar 2015
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        @theonion @ruairimckiernan @irelandunlocked the liquid "Reinforcing' O' De Stereotypes" goes on everyday in Ireland, sadly.

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      1. DieGlitzspyTwo‏ @TwoGlitzspy 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @AvanJogia https://youtu.be/mUI8cEkHmUA 

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      1. Paul Rogers‏ @paulrogers002 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @der_bluthund Guinness certainly preferably to green beer this St Pat's Day.. :-0

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      1. Cheryl Metzger‏ @TheRealCherylM 17 Mar 2015
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        WIN. “@TheOnion: In Focus: Irish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes' http://onion.com/1FvjZMg  pic.twitter.com/rGX5ahQPdW”

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      1. Edped‏ @HarmanEdward 17 Mar 2015
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      1. Erin Schultz‏ @ErinESchultz 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Happy Day O' Reinforcin' to ye! #StPatricksDay

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      1. Kanye Twitty‏ @Paxsewell 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I thought @andyrichter was German.

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      2. thomas babel‏ @babel_thomas 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @614tricia @HeldrethTony @clifferrell

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      3. Clif Ferrell‏ @clifferrell 17 Mar 2015
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        @babel_thomas @614tricia @HeldrethTony @dksechrist BUrger nite on Thursday - expect to see you all there.

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      4. tonyh‏ @HeldrethTony 18 Mar 2015
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        @clifferrell @babel_thomas @614tricia @dksechrist #workingmancantmakeit

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      1. Montreal Bound‏ @Joehalfshell 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @LaurenLaCapra I ain't drinking no green beer today.

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      1. Tee Dee Gee‏ @TeeDeeGeeMN 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @AndyRichter ?!?

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