@danielle_pitzer “@TheOnion: "Mr. Belzer will signal to you when he’s ready.” http://onion.com/1x9rZkX pic.twitter.com/zQvVLuZSmp”
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@danielle_pitzer “@TheOnion: "Mr. Belzer will signal to you when he’s ready.” http://onion.com/1x9rZkX pic.twitter.com/zQvVLuZSmp”
“@TheOnion: "Mr. Belzer will signal to you when he’s ready.” http://onion.com/1x9rZkX " cc: @annoraquinn
@TheOnion @hannahpetersn @kitchooo he expects u 2 MUNCH his booty
“@TheOnion: "Mr. Belzer will signal to you when he’s ready.” http://onion.com/1x9rZkX pic.twitter.com/kbLznoFD0Z” @LukeRobot
“@TheOnion: "Mr. Belzer will signal to you when he’s ready.” http://onion.com/1x9rZkX pic.twitter.com/sXl1l70UhY” @Amy_Lewis913
@TheOnion spoofing at the peak of it's perfection!:}
@TheOnion hahaha gross!
HEH. @Victyrion RT @TheOnion: "Mr. Belzer will signal to you when he’s ready.”pic.twitter.com/AJfkJ2Qta6
@TheOnion .eeew ick....
@TheOnion I bet in the first draft it was about Bill Maher.
@TheOnion Funny. What's funnier is that he is married in real life to a soft-core porn actress.
@TheOnion "Charge more if he wants the DUN DUN"
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