“@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/nb3b3KLv2z”
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“@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/nb3b3KLv2z”
In contrasting news, other man completes life with massive surplus of sick days, vacation days, missed moments and regrets. @TheOnion
@TheOnion Well, send him a bill. :=))))
“@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/pc2DwfmmML” @RMBrew1 @MichaelSondles
Actually some truth here RT @TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/oZdnabuRqZ
@TheOnion Most people probably complete life over budget
Solid. “@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/I97zQ0jCAg”
I needed this today! “@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/wQ2bQGUTZ3”
“@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/IqgLYjrsOf” I'm going out the same way
If I died today: RT“@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/95rikTGoUw”
@TheOnion at least creditors will know where he is to impound the casket. 2 easy payments.
Like they say, "Go big or go home." Actually ... this is "Go big AND then go home." @TheOnion
“@TheOnion: In Local News: Man Completes Life $130,000 Over Budget http://onion.com/1FjwcDD pic.twitter.com/sjEVUVO9E4” Haha Funny coz it's true
@TheOnion Dickwad still owes me two grand on dog race!
@TheOnion He should've planned ahead! Should've read our book, LIFE IS NOT A DRESS REHEARSAL.... on Amazon....pic.twitter.com/AaqFPTMI0M
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