“@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/MOIRxnq3VI” @missshannahjean
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“@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/MOIRxnq3VI” @missshannahjean
@TheOnion Hate that. Shame on happy people, shame on them all!


“@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/hTJMBSre0O”
@TheOnion @Patrick_Fenelon I'm scared I might one day become that woman.
lol RT “@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/y1nYVcz6RY”
@MillennialThis could have written this RT @TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestoneshttp://onion.com/1FjvK8y
HA! RT @TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/LmQalOy0Xx
I hate ppl like this
“@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/1tS5ZphU7M”
“@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/E6mkptPsNv”
Hahahahaha
Sometimes @TheOnion just nails it: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/8P2xZT25yn
@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones" | these kind of people annoy the heck out of me - obnoxious friends
@TheOnion Except now he says goodbye to the good times.
“@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/reABkbFYCU” hilarious!
“@TheOnion: Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones http://onion.com/1FjvK8y pic.twitter.com/MF5idAr0GC” LOL
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