“@TheOnion: Apple Fans Demand Other Products They Can Feel Directly Against Skin At All Times” @RundeTheRager
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@TheOnion: Apple Fans Demand Products They Can Feel Directly Against Skin At All Times http://onion.com/1Fjv3MD pic.twitter.com/qGF8jeyLwY”
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@TheOnion Waiting for iCondom which pairs with iPhone to alert partner of imminent climax.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this article is like a colonoscopy...get some better writerspic.twitter.com/968zJdJRV4
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