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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Mar 2015

    Fantasy Baseball Commissioner Plumbs Deepest Depths Of Friend Circle To Find 12th Participant http://onion.com/1DbYi4h pic.twitter.com/gxfbQtV1aq

    9:00 PM - 12 Mar 2015
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    • Denise Haydel Punkin🎃 Tim Bernero ship Dustin Silvaer Clayton Erik Hellmer bugouts colito
    21 replies 198 retweets 308 likes
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      2. Sean McGrath‏ @SoxSideGarth 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ProbascoRyan #LRT

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      3. Ryan Probasco‏ @ProbascoRyan 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @SoxSideGarth

        @soupy1256 Yeah, except @PhilInTheeBlank is a lot lower than 12 on my list.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Phil‏ @pmmanci 13 Mar 2015
        Replying to @ProbascoRyan

        @ProbascoRyan @soupy1256 I'm lucky if I'm in the top 50

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jackie Beat‏ @JACKIEBEAT 12 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I'd like to plumb the deepest depths of his "friend circle." #Sorry

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      1. Will Bouchard‏ @willbouchard 12 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @cole_hickey sounds like our league lol

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      1. Laura Jane‏ @DrLJ_Marinelli 12 Mar 2015
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        @StephenPHancoc1 “@TheOnion: Fantasy Baseball Commissioner Plumbs Deepest Depths Of Friend Circle To Find 12th... http://onion.com/1DbYi4h 

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      1. Mike Isibel‏ @misibel 12 Mar 2015
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        @showtimeerict RT @TheOnion: Fantasy Baseball Commissioner Plumbs Deepest Depths Of Friend Circle To Find 12th Participant

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      1. ChampagneBP‏ @RealABP 12 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @bdurling20

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      1. Doug Villars‏ @dcvillars 12 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @MrPoklasny

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      1. Johny Utah‏ @Eggs2Work 13 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @brianbmurphy @jonn0goods

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      2. Antoinette Leiker‏ @antleiker 12 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Fantasy BB Commish Plumbs Deepest Depths Of Friend Circle To Find 12th Participant” @duntzman @kent_ksu @tjduntz @david_hembree

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      3. Dustin Duntz‏ @duntzman 13 Mar 2015
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        @antleiker @kent_ksu @tjduntz @david_hembree This is the most unsatirical thing the Onion has ever published. That is just real life.

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      2. Drew Good‏ @drewbgood 12 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @delzy_21

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      3. Delz‏ @delzy_21 13 Mar 2015
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        @drewbgood @TheOnion the struggles of a fantasy commish...you can't even

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