“@TheOnion: Texas Now Regretting Wasting Doses Of Pancuronium Bromide On Innocent Guys Back In 1997, 2000, 2004 http://onion.com/1DbY6Ch ”
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@TheOnion Why doesn't Texas declare a hunting season on innocent brown folk- like Missouri?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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