@TheOnion kids don't take jokes the way adult do you should take this down it's ok to hate the president when you bring kids in you're wrong
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@TheOnion Over the line, Onion. Don't pick on the kids.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Relieved Malia Obama Quietly Thanks Secret Service Agents For Taking Rap For Her http://onion.com/1L2Rs5t pic.twitter.com/FIqOVLGYig”
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@TheOnion#KeyStoner has serious question, "the Obama kids have access to some serious weapons, how old does Barry wait to let shoot uzi?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hmm she's cute -
what the evil cat or the lady but be warned her name is lady evil
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@TheOnion Secret Service: at least they're trained drunk drivers!
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@TheOnion she seriously has such a bad case of#restingbitchface
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@TheOnion bwahaahaahaa!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lollllllll stuff like this probably happens tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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