@TheOnion HA! read that completely wrong at first glance. Read it as if he was agreeing to knock his daughter up by midnight.
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@TheOnion LOL....such a nice boy.....he's the next swan.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahah thats a good one lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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