@TheOnion Parents should LOUDLY drop Burger King from kids' menu..those morbidly obese-Xbox gaming slobs..
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@TheOnion Drops soda from kids' menu but adds transmission fluid to deep fry oil, so basically it's a wash.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion always wickedly funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i love the Tim Horton's reference in his name :P if that is a reference at least =PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“
@TheOnion: Burger King Quietly Drops Soda From Kids’ menu pic.twitter.com/L41poWFvsC” Burger Queen would have done it years ago!
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@TheOnion quietly?? I heard of/here in Florida!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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