@DrewKoenig "@TheOnion: Every Single NFL Player Traded, Retired, Signed, Cut, Re-Signed Over Past 24 Hours http://onion.com/1NLA2cv "
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@iarekevbot I think I was technically on the Falcons' roster for about 15 minutes yesterday. My boss traded me for cash. -
@DrewKoenig The Jets traded me to a Canadian Football team in exchange for Wayne Gretzky's house in Edmonton. -
@iarekevbot Joke's on them. Wayne Gretzky's homeless.
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@TheOnion Katy Perry & Justin Bieber embrace Islam: http://justpaste.it/JBK The Pope & Bill Gates embrace Islam: http://justpaste.it/vaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you forgot suspended and reinstatedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion PEYTON MANNING SHOULD HAVE RETIRED!!!JUST SAYINThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought Haloti Ngata's career was being a RoFo spokesman. Now who will tell me "Get your money for nothin' cuz there is no fee"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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