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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Mar 2015

    Fraternity Members To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing http://onion.com/1NLzS4V pic.twitter.com/aQWov8AI5O

    8:15 PM - 11 Mar 2015
    • 704 Retweets
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    23 replies 704 retweets 796 likes
      1. T'A$AP Aspie‏ @ProfessorBLove 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        X___X RT @TheOnion: Fraternity Members To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing http://onion.com/1NLzS4V pic.twitter.com/YLCFvMwAI9

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      1. renee_elder‏ @renee_elder 12 Mar 2015
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        Why not? RT @TheOnion: Fraternity Members To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing http://onion.com/1NLzS4V pic.twitter.com/VK66TudGWL

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      2. Dan Nguyen‏Verified account @dancow 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My biggest media dream is to be featured in an editorial photo in @TheOnion http://www.theonion.com/articles/fraternity-members-to-undergo-racial-sensitivity-h,38196/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Pic:3:Default …pic.twitter.com/DvhdARpJ2K

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      3. Luke Thomas‏Verified account @lthomasnews 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @dancow

        @dancow @TheOnion did it when I was an intern there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Dan Nguyen‏Verified account @dancow 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @lthomasnews

        @SBNLukeThomas @TheOnion I'll do an internship for that

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Luke Thomas‏Verified account @lthomasnews 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @dancow

        @dancow @TheOnion it was cool while it lasted. I even got to sit in on a writers meeting.

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      1. Jeremiah Cook‏ @JeremiahDCook 11 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Fraternity Members To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing http://onion.com/1NLzS4V  pic.twitter.com/mN3uVNdyBg” #genius

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      1. Jackie Childress‏ @amantedelibros 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @joanwalsh What a bunch of dumbasses (forgive my language).

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      1. Danyool‏ @2Thundergun 11 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Fraternity Members To Undergo Racial Sensitivity Hazing http://onion.com/1NLzS4V  pic.twitter.com/JraxOEXuLr” cargo pants.....

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      1. Brian Powell‏ @floridafan2006 12 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion THEY NEED TO TAKE THESE COLLEGE KIDS THAT THINK THIS IS FUNNY AND DRAG THEM BEHIND CARS AND BEAT THEM WITH CLUBS.FUNNY THEN??

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      1. Mike Briones‏ @StBriones01 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion That's funny.

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      1.  ☣️ ☠️ PEARL SLAY  ☠️ ☣️‏ @PearlGreyMusic 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion I GET IT, ROSA PARKS SOMETHING BACK OF THE BUS, THE NAME IS ON THE BACK OF SOMEONES BACK LOLOLOL ITS A PHYSICAL LIKE LITERALY PUN

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      1. MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested‏ @Phrozensolid06 11 Mar 2015
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        Ummm.... @TheOnion @joanwalsh

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      1. @ReggieSabb‏ @sabbstory 11 Mar 2015
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