@TheOnion Australians hate Sea World and we don't care who knows it. 'Keeping dolphins as performing slaves since the 70s'
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@TheOnion this is reassuring
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@TheOnion I'm not sure I agree about this topic. Actually I don't.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Said Dermot Mulroney on this week's@SHO_ShamelessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He looks like he's just thinking: "If I just roll-over and play dead, she might leave...?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yip. It's you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well now I know. So if my boyfriend ever isn't speaking I can prepare my self.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But we only get to speak 10% of the time. Wait until you get married.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the other 10% of thoughts:#breakupsex#bacon#makeupsex#safetofart, in that order. Longevity comes from the 10%. Stock bacon!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@1_lot_hero Thats actually not far off in some cases..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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