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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Mar 2015

    "Before our animals are led into stun boxes, they’re allowed to walk without hindrance." http://onion.com/1xdaPgC pic.twitter.com/tr8g98Z1P6

    10:41 AM - 11 Mar 2015
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      2. SM Communications‏ @SMCommunication 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion You may have finally made me a true vegan. I've been headed that way but this is sickening. What can we do?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Stormwich Ⓥ‏ @happens2bvegan 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @SMCommunication

        @SMCommunication @TheOnion go vegan, and stand up for the rights of animals! RT so this has the same effect on someone else! #animalcruelty

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      1. John Lawrence‏ @JLawrenceKzoo 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This is @Taylorbp23 type material here!

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      1. adriana ponzio‏ @FlorPonzio8990 17 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @OliviaHusseyLA I chose a vegetarian lifestyle, and honestly has been the best challenge that I could have done.

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      1. david romans‏ @dromans31 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion pretty funny.

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      1. Jon Online‏ @jonpaulklein 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @DKleinOf is this considered conflict-free meat?

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      1. Olivia Hussey‏ @OliviaHusseyLA 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion Thus is why I do not eat meat😢

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 11 Mar 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion From frolicking on the long-dried blood of their ancestors to sizzling on your barbeque grill in less than 48 hours. #rendering

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      1. Steve Skojec‏ @SteveSkojec 11 Mar 2015
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        .@TheOnion Isn't this basically halal?

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      1. OTWO Eben L Britz.‏ @ebenlouis 24 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @tzarNb and that makes it okay ???!!!!

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      1. MainelyGirlStaci‏ @MainelyGrlStaci 3 Jul 2015
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        @TheOnion @blewPR Did someone forget this is the Onion? They don't post real stories...

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      1. Jack‏ @icantdecidaname 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @dpres87

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      1. Jack‏ @icantdecidaname 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @spencemoney69

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      1. Tino Sismanis‏ @TSismanis 11 Mar 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "Before our animals are led into stun boxes, they’re allowed to walk without hindrance." http://onion.com/1xdaPgC  @AlexEllingboe

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      1. Elin‏ @elinnandren 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion :(

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      1. J. Faulkner‏ @BritishAncestry 11 Mar 2015
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        @TheOnion @camfaulkner Only thing lacking is a hunting season so they have a chance to range AWAY from the slaughter house.

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