@TheOnion and on the 7th day he created the gun safety.
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@TheOnion - God packs a Glock that's how I know this story is BS.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Thank goodness it wasn’t my AK or my Mossberg 500 Persuader.” – God http://onion.com/1C54VFQ pic.twitter.com/fS35C8Y7Jb”@xosred
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Fkn lol
@TheOnion: "Thank goodness it wasn’t my AK or my Mossberg 500 Persuader.” – God http://onion.com/1C54VFQ pic.twitter.com/x2lt7Eglxg”
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod You have to be careful! Glad you're ok.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good, U made good use of your gun, please point it towards your head next timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fuck me sideways, what a time to be alive...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion knew it! Even God polishes his pistol. Don't blame him though, never hear of Mrs. God being around.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is a reference to "Haus der Lüge"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion damn guns!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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