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@TheOnion waiting on that iLoveEggThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @MadisonCablerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Apple is considering the iCondem. It alerts your partner when you're about to climax.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please, all my friends are on my devices. I need contact. There really is no other way. I need iTouch, Mutual iTouch, please.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion justget microchip implants. Scads of them all over your body. Like tattoos!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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